Funny Volleyball Quotes (Author Unknown)

• Our game is tighter than our spandex.
• If you’re dating a volleyball player, raise your glass. If you’re not, raise your standards.
•  I’m so good, your mom cheers for me.
•  Volleyball: More than a sport – it’s a way of life.
•  Even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
•  Volleyball: Invented by men, perfected by women.
•  There’s no elevator to the top, take the stairs!
• Volleyball is my life, everything else is just details.
•  Title match game. Final Set. Down by two. Dig Deep.
• The setter, a hard-working, talented volleyball player who receives NO GLORY!

Volleyball Captions

• just serve it.
• You didn’t lose, you just ran out of time.
• You know an ace more than a card.
•  Sore or sorry? You pick.
• PrACTice like a champion.
• Volleyball season is every season.

For Setters

•  Life is better when I’m digging and passing.
•  You know you’re a setter when your wrists turn red from bumping so much.
•  What all good spikers know: Thank your setters!
• Love me, I’m a setter.
• You know your a setter when no one understands how difficult your job is.
• Why did the setter cross the road? To get to the shanked ball.
•  My setter is better.

Karch Kiraly Quotes

•  Most people put a hat and glasses on to go incognito. I take them off.
•  We play at the world’s most beautiful beaches but in the world’s most challenging conditions. It is not like you play one match and you go back to air conditioning. We do it all day long.
•  Physically I’m not as strong as I was, but I try to make up for it mentally. It’s a big challenge, and I relish it, competing with guys half my age.
•  The beach game taught me great lessons about how to elevate the play of my teammate, or teammates, and how to anticipate and expect the ball so much more than the indoor game ever could.
•  It taught me — even forced me — to be a much better all-around player. That allowed me to help our USA Olympic Team in many more ways than I ever could have otherwise.
•  I still get excited just attending a final four, because the process is so long, so arduous, so challenging, that when it finally arrives, the adrenaline can’t help but take over.
•  I love the sense of accomplishment and camaraderie that the indoor game can engender.